REMEMBER WHEN....
     COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV
     FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW
     A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN....
     AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT.....

     MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND
     AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT
     NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS
     AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES

     AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT
     A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW
     A CURSOR USED PROFANITY
     A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO

     MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE
     A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT
     AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2' FLOPPY
     YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT

     COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO THE GARBAGE
     NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE
     AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC
     YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE

     LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE
     HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD
     A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED
     AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE

      CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE
     PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE
     A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME
     AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU

     I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER
     AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD
     I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH
     BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD